Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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