He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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