Whats the glycemic index on semen?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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