HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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