Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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