new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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