I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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