it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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