it was like his penis was on wheels.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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