Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Who put my cat in the fridge?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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