So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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