i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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