I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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