OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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