uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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