i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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