I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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