no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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