I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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