Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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