You really coming over, don't trick.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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