what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had me at cake vodka
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize