just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
