This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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