Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
When did angry sex become our thing?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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