i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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