It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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