So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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