thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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