I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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