Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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