Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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