oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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