I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Sorry my hands just texted you
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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