We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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