Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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