The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
There r osticjed everywhere
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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