2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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