My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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