Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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