Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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