Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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