so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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