i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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