hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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