u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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