he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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