They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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