just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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