so explain again why im purple
no
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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