: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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